Stipt/ Fraudeurs - If you’ve ever dreamed of being lied to…

If you’ve ever dreamed of being lied to with a smile, housed in conditions that make prison cells look luxurious, and treated like a nuisance for daring to have human needs, stipt is your golden ticket. They’ll promise you a decent salary and benefits, but once you arrive, you’ll discover the fine print includes less money, fewer perks, and accommodations that range from barely livable to criminally unsanitary. And because they care so deeply about your social life, they’ll generously force you to share a shoebox-sized room with a stranger, ensuring you never experience the loneliness of personal space.

Housing comes with premium features too: you’re not allowed to touch the thermostat in winter — because who needs warmth when you can have frostbite? Try to raise the temperature and you’ll be fined or kicked out. And just when you think you might have a shred of privacy, they’ll surprise you with unannounced room inspections, proving that personal boundaries are just another luxury you don’t deserve.

And the flatmates? Oh, what a cast of characters! Some stole cash, debit cards, and anything else of value. Others preferred to spend their nights drinking, getting into fistfights, or snorting amphetamines like it was a team sport. The shared bathroom was a cesspool that could have doubled as a horror movie set — truly the kind of bonding experience you’ll never forget.

Feeling unwell? Don’t worry — stipt's staff are trained in the ancient art of unsolicited medical advice. Call in sick with genuine pain, and instead of empathy, you’ll be interrogated like you’re auditioning for grey’s anatomy. They’ll bully you to drag yourself back to work, because nothing says ‘we care’ like treating your health as an inconvenience.

Diversity and fairness? Oh, they’ve mastered that too — by filling nearly all coordinator positions with polish staff who graciously provide preferential treatment to their fellow countrymen. Everyone else gets the privilege of learning what it feels like to be invisible. It’s workplace favoritism elevated to an olympic sport.

In short, stipt is a shining beacon of how bad service can be when it’s truly committed. If you’re searching for disappointment, frustration, and a crash course in how low standards can go, look no further. Five stars for consistency in being terrible — they never fail to fail. Honestly, if incompetence were a brand, stipt would be its flagship store. I used to be open‑minded and tolerant of everyone.